(Source: mollzmalone)

lubricates:

when a hot person says they are tired of being single

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(Source: bolto)

(Source: rip-majinboobs)

northerndrawl:

Everybody’s talking about being a mistletoe virgin

I haven’t even seen mistletoe in real life

(Source: momjeaned)

lvysaur:

if u think i’m attractive u probably have the world’s lowest standards 

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

neuroatypically-speaking:

red3blog:

pleiadian-starseed:

I can’t stop laughing!!!

Cats defense mechanisms make so much sense to me.

Warning: Lizards may cause your cat to malfunction in new and unexpected ways.

neuroatypically-speaking:

red3blog:

pleiadian-starseed:

I can’t stop laughing!!!

Cats defense mechanisms make so much sense to me.

Warning: Lizards may cause your cat to malfunction in new and unexpected ways.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)